Feeling somewhat deflated by the event after so much buildup, local woman Dianna Clark confirmed Monday that she found the process of planning suicide far more enjoyable than the suicide itself

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“I was having such a good time picking out the stationery to write the suicide note on and thinking of everything I wanted to tell my friends and family in it, but now that I’m here, it’s kind of boring. It’s like, you plan and you plan and you plan, and then you finally get to the actual moment and you’re like, ‘This is it?’”

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