Worst pick up lines

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Zoe’s Classic Lifestyle

Some of the worst pick up lines in my opinion are :

•You turn my software

into hardware .

•Is your name WiFi ?

Because I’m feeling a connection .

•Baby ,I’m no weather man

But you can expect a few inches tonight .

•Are you google ?

Because you have everything I’m looking for .

•Sleep good ?

Looked like it through your window.

•Did you fart ?

Because you blew me away .

•My love for you is like diarrhea

I can’t hold it in .

•my neighbor says I have boundary issues

I read it in her diary

•Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive

To have you inside her for 9 whole months .

•I’m not a photographer ,

But I can picture us together .

•Why do you want a pencil….?

I’m gonna erase your past and write out future .

•You must be…

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Who Am I

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MiChelle Freelance Services

Hi!

Im Michelle, a graduate of Bachelor of Science in Computer Engineering from Adamson University.

I started my career in Freelancing Services specifically as a Virtual Assistant just recently in January 2019.

I used to work in an office. But recently i find it hard to work due to shifting schedules that sometimes includes graveyard shifts, hours and hours of traveling to work due to traffic, less family time and sickness due to fatigue. I decided to resigned from my last work and stay at home. But because I used to work in an office, i find it boring to do only household chores. And since I used to have my own income and still have time to do more after my household chores, i decided to work again. So I search jobs online and then found out about Virtual Assistant Jobs. But before I have learned about that…

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Freelancing

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Freelance means “self-employed and hired to work for different companies on particular assignments.” The journey to becoming a successful photographer you will most likely be self-employed (freelancing) to build up your CV and build awareness of yourself and the work you create.

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How to Get Your Start as a Freelance Photographer

1. Purchase Your Equipment
The first thing you need to do is invest in good equipment, so you can be confident in your ability to perform your job. A reliable camera, lenses, and a flash are the main pieces of equipment that you’ll need to start your freelance photography business.

2. Set up Your Website
As a freelance photographer, you’ll need a professional photography website to show off your work and help you spread the word about your photography business. But your website can be more than just a portfolio. You can also use your website to communicate with…

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More ways to find work as a designer

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Hey there I’m a freelance graphic designer looking for some projects to work on and/or somewhere to work more consistently. I’ve been finding work on reddit for about a year now doing logo design, social media design, and concept art but sometimes finding work gets pretty inconsistent so I’d love to expand to more areas and maybe find a more permanent position. Are there any websites that could let me find more work? Or any tips to attract more clients or approach businesses? Let me know thanks 🙂 https://indeeddd.wordpress.com/ usa jobs indeed get more jobs now usa jobsusa jobs resumeusa hotel jobsusajobsusa jobs federal governmentusa job in ksausa jobsusa jobs loginusa jobs govusajobs.govwww.usajobs.govusajobs.comusajobsusajobs.gov official

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Is Focusing on What You Can Control the Key to Happiness?

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How many of us are truly happy? How many of us know what true happiness really is? The answer to those questions is likely beyond the scope of this article, but one thing remains for certain: Focusing on what you can control, rather than what you can’t, can likely contribute to your overall happiness.

Maybe you wanted to go to the park but it started raining outside? That certainly isn’t something you can control, and it can understandably put a damper on your day. Taking the example a little further, life happens, and it can be anything from a lost wallet to a lost loved one that happens without you having any control over the situation.

So what can you control? You can control your reactions. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” may sound like an old cliche, but in this case it certainly applies. You have the power…

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