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Some of the worst pick up lines in my opinion are :
•You turn my software
into hardware .
•Is your name WiFi ?
Because I’m feeling a connection .
•Baby ,I’m no weather man
But you can expect a few inches tonight .
•Are you google ?
Because you have everything I’m looking for .
•Sleep good ?
Looked like it through your window.
•Did you fart ?
Because you blew me away .
•My love for you is like diarrhea
I can’t hold it in .
•my neighbor says I have boundary issues
I read it in her diary
•Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive
To have you inside her for 9 whole months .
•I’m not a photographer ,
But I can picture us together .
•Why do you want a pencil….?
I’m gonna erase your past and write out future .
•You must be…
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