Worst pick up lines

Some of the worst pick up lines in my opinion are :

•You turn my software

into hardware .

•Is your name WiFi ?

Because I’m feeling a connection .

•Baby ,I’m no weather man

But you can expect a few inches tonight .

•Are you google ?

Because you have everything I’m looking for .

•Sleep good ?

Looked like it through your window.

•Did you fart ?

Because you blew me away .

•My love for you is like diarrhea

I can’t hold it in .

•my neighbor says I have boundary issues

I read it in her diary

•Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive

To have you inside her for 9 whole months .

•I’m not a photographer ,

But I can picture us together .

•Why do you want a pencil….?

I’m gonna erase your past and write out future .

•You must be…