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Worst pick up lines

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Zoe's avatarZoe’s Classic Lifestyle

Some of the worst pick up lines in my opinion are :

•You turn my software

into hardware .

•Is your name WiFi ?

Because I’m feeling a connection .

•Baby ,I’m no weather man

But you can expect a few inches tonight .

•Are you google ?

Because you have everything I’m looking for .

•Sleep good ?

Looked like it through your window.

•Did you fart ?

Because you blew me away .

•My love for you is like diarrhea

I can’t hold it in .

•my neighbor says I have boundary issues

I read it in her diary

•Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive

To have you inside her for 9 whole months .

•I’m not a photographer ,

But I can picture us together .

•Why do you want a pencil….?

I’m gonna erase your past and write out future .

•You must be…

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Freelancing

Hiccup Photography's avatarHiccup Photography

Freelance means “self-employed and hired to work for different companies on particular assignments.” The journey to becoming a successful photographer you will most likely be self-employed (freelancing) to build up your CV and build awareness of yourself and the work you create.

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How to Get Your Start as a Freelance Photographer

1. Purchase Your Equipment
The first thing you need to do is invest in good equipment, so you can be confident in your ability to perform your job. A reliable camera, lenses, and a flash are the main pieces of equipment that you’ll need to start your freelance photography business.

2. Set up Your Website
As a freelance photographer, you’ll need a professional photography website to show off your work and help you spread the word about your photography business. But your website can be more than just a portfolio. You can also use your website to communicate with…

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